Thank you to the person who assumes that along with youth bears a mental handicap. However, to address your statement, (since you left no direct contact for me to properly respond)- I'm not an idiot. Please note that I'm not pulling magic tricks out of my ass or "Thesaurus.com"- I guess I learned something from my college-accredited English classes, former internship, coaches from the Melveny & Myers, creative writing workshops, and Reccomended Reading lists I've devoted a quarter of my life too for my "pretentious" choice of words. I'm sorry I don't speak or write in a monosyllabic manner but I guess that's the burden wrought when internalizing a year of Pathos/ethos/logos and studing 95 pages of SAT Vocabulary lists. Also, excuse me for not fully embodying a "stupid and submissive" teenager, but in regards to your incredibly intelligent observation, you may want to provide some backbone before you share your "insightful" commentary. I hope you enjoy the rest of your evenings reading my blog. I'm sure they won't cease to be anything but eventful. Love, Olivia.
EDIT: I didn't post this to come off as pedantic, but there's a fine line between constructive criticism and libel towards a particular subject-assuming I'm stupid is one of them. If you don't like my "pretentious" rantings- don't read them. I'll take my blog into whatever direction I feel like taking them. If you have issues with what or how I write, the least you can do is take a stand for your word and message me directly. And without further ado, I am even willing to accept edits for my brain farts and clumsy ramblings. I will take Blogger Writing Workshop Anonymous to earn back my merits. Then I can learn some higher knowledge and grammar Nazi my way across the world wide web.